Lets get it straight - So I've been walking around lately with a wrist splint on, because I sprained my wrist. So, lets get it straight - I sprained my wrist masturbating. I just had to get it out, because if you don't, someone else is gonna say you sprained your wrist jacking off.

To be honost, I wish I could glorify my wrist sprain, but I really did it by lifting water. I was volunteering for a waterstop at work, and I lifted 4 gallons of water in a milk crate one handed. Simple as that.